alriight who'2 fuckiing briight iidea wa2 thii2?
very funny ha ha ii know ii haven't 2topped workiing iin a whiile but thii2 kiidnappiing attempt ii2 ju2t 2ad
kk iif ii fiind out you're behiind thii2 ii'm 2piilliing coffee all over your 2tupiid whiite jacket
and then burniing iit
and to22iing the charred remaiins two the 2eadweller2
a22hole

okay, iit doe2n't exactly make up for everythiing.
but all of you troll2 can ju2t go ahead and be jealou2 of my recuperacoon, biitche2.
ii'm gettiing 2uch a fuckiing good niight 2leep toniight, you ju2t watch.
2ucker2.

[Locked to Psiioniic]

thii2 ii2 2ort of embarrassiing.
are you okay?

[OOC: um. What hiatus?]

im fuckin useless and despicable and you dont know that for some reason and aras makin me tell you so im tellin you ( Read more... )

[Someone is totally oblivious to the event going on. People missing? Experiments? He's been hermitting and playing HALO, and doesn't know about it, yet. Are there flickers at the corner of his vision? Just more of his brain playing tricks on him - totally business as usual.

He's got another problem, though, which is reaching critical importance.]
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[ hey, there's a vaguely familiar set of courier gracing the network. it's been a while. yeah, he's still alive, the little bugger. and he is ecstatic. something be simmering in that brain of his and he will never rest until this idea is born and raised and makes its own little individual ideas. ]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
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Heeeeeeeey everyone!
I see that there's a lot of things going on here, 8ut I'm kiiiiiiiinda a little lost here.
So you know what you all should do now, right?
You should all tell me what's going on!
It's only the right thing to do, given the priority of my status over almost everything else.
Remem8er, not to keep me w8ting. 8)

Evenin'.

[sup tower, how's it goin'. have one (1) very very ticked off aquatic troll staring at the screen. even if you were used to seeing his species, he's a bit.. notable. mostly due to the fact that he's the kind one can instantaneously recognize as a villain-type. maybe it's the crazy collar. or the sneer revealing perfectly serrated teeth. ( Read more... )

HeY mOtHeRfUcKeRs!

YoU wAnNa HeAr A jOkE? :o)

SICK BEATS & HIGHJINKS
TOWER OF AWESOMENESS

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